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Apr 01

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Matt-Wilkie-Business-Development-Manager-BDM-Wanted-For-Call-Center–Cebu-Philippines

Matt-Wilkie-Business-Development-Manager-BDM-Wanted-For-Call-Center–Cebu-Philippines

Matt-Wilkie-Business-Development-Manager-BDM-Wanted-For-Call-Center–Cebu-Philippines

Matt-Wilkie-Business-Development-Manager-BDM-Wanted-For-Call-Center-Cebu-Philippines BPO 24hour is currently expanding rapidly and as such, we need to add another new business development manager.

We only need experienced candidates as this role doesn’t currently have any trainee positions.You will need to be well organized and capable of delivering new business for the call center on a regular basis.
In return, you can have a salary or commission based income. We are offering more than other call centers because we are well aware of how important you are to our business.

The ideal candidate must be flexible and be willing to work in an ecological and animal-friendly environment surrounded by confused roosters singing all day long, goats, dogs, rats, lizards, smart pigs to name a few. He/she must also be familiar on how to deal with the Karaokes nearby the office that drunkards are using them to cure their borderline feelings of how great singers they are. Especially the days they are receiving the monthly allowance from abroad.

The ideal candidate must be a secret keeper because he will be entrusted with proprietary software and secret formulas on how to raise smart pigs. For more on this please see the picture below and click the link for more.

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Matt-Wilkie-Business-Development-Manager-BDM-Wanted-For-Call-Center–Cebu-Philippines

Please click here to see what exactly we are talking about

Now, if you have a wife or a girlfriend will include her on the contract, she must also be a good secret keeper. My wife you see in the picture below will initiate her on the secrets of raising smart pigs the very old Irish way inherited by my great parents. Sorry I just got a call.
“Excuse me? Matt is not Irish? He’s what? Filipino? Excuse me? He’s in Qatar? What he does there? Oh, I see!! OK I’ll bring the information on the next entry! Thanks! “

OK! Where I was? Oh yeah! Matt Wilkie’s wife picture talking to the Pigs.

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Matt-Wilkie-Business-Development-Manager-BDM-Wanted-For-Call-Center–Cebu-Philippines

Oh s…t the telephone again!…
‘Hello! What? About the add for the Manager? What Manager? There aren’t any openings right now! I have a position for you in Qatar where I work now as a security guard. Are you interested? No? I am a liar?

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Matt-Wilkie-Business-Development-Manager-BDM-Wanted-For-Call-Center–Cebu-Philippines

YES, YOU ARE A LIAR, A CROOK THAT WE ARE READYING CHARGES AGAINST YOU FOR ILLEGAL RECRUITMENT. YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY BUSINESS, NOR YOU ARE HIRING ANYONE. YOU ARE ASKING MONEY FROM DESPERATE YOUNG PEOPLE PROVIDING “TRAINING” AND PLACEMENT  ON CALL CENTRES IN THE PHILIPPINES.
WE ARE INVESTIGATING YOU. REMEMBER KEVIN TAYLOR? HE’S DYING IN A PHILIPPINES PRISON FOR LESS THAN THAT. YOUR TURN IS COMING. Matt-Wilkie-Business-Development-Manager-BDM-Wanted-For-Call-Center–Cebu-Philippines